What’s the ideal name for the new party of the working class? You’ve been bombarding us with ideas:

• The Gordon Brown Nightmare Labour Party
• The Walking Dead Zombie Labour Party
• The Astonishingly Resurrected Labour Party
• The Radioactive Mutant Labour Party
• The Monster Raving Loony Labour Party
• The Street-Fighting Direct Action Labour Party
• The ‘Bash-the-Rich’ Anarchist Labour Party
• The Cataclysmically Violent World Revolution Labour Party…

In the end, however, we decided to call ourselves, very simply,

“THE Labour Party”